Subject: CHRISTMAS

'Twas the month before Christmas when all through our land, Not a Christian was praying nor taking a stand. Why the PC Police had taken away, The reason for Christmas - no one could say. 
 
The children were told by their schools not to sing, About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things. It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say December 25th  is just a " Holiday ".
 

Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit Pushing folks  down to the floor just to get it! CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod, Something was changing, something quite odd! 

Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa In hopes to sell books by  Franken & Fonda.
As Targets are hanging their trees upside down At Lowe's the word  Christmas - was no where to be found.
 
At K-Mart and Staples, Kohls, Penny's and Sears You won't hear the word  Christmas; it won't touch your ears. Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty Are words that were used to intimidate me. 
 
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen On Boxer, on  Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton ! At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter To eliminate  Jesus, in all public matter.

And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
 
So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "DreamTree"  Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday. I'll sing with Hundai on their holidUH commercial... Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh Duh.

 

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.